à la con
What does “à la con” mean in English?
This phrase is used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, or worthless. It's often used to belittle or criticize.
You might encounter it in casual conversations, similar to saying 'fucking' in English to emphasize how ridiculous something is. It's often attached to a noun, making it a bit more colorful in its insult.
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Related French words
de mes couilles
3/5 · VulgarThis phrase is used to dismiss something as worthless or insignificant. Literally, it translates to 'of my testicles.'
moins-que-rien
3/5 · VulgarIt insults someone by calling them worthless, suggesting they have no value at all. The literal translation is 'less than nothing,' which adds to the sting.
botter le cul
3/5 · VulgarIt means to give someone a strong rebuke or to defeat them decisively. Literally, it translates to 'kick the arse.'
branlée
3/5 · VulgarIt refers to a significant defeat or crushing loss, often used in a sports context. It can also imply a physical beating in more violent situations.
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