Vollpfosten
What does “Vollpfosten” mean in English?
This is an insult meaning a complete idiot or fool. Literally, it translates to 'solid post,' which adds a humorous twist.
Literally “solid post”
It's used as a directed insult, similar to calling someone a 'dumbass' in English. The tone is often more comic than offensive, making it less harsh than some other insults.
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Related German words
Vollidiot
3/5 · VulgarIt's an emphatic insult for someone who is being a complete fool. Literally, it translates to 'complete idiot.'
Dummkopf
2/5 · CoarseIt means fool or idiot, referring to someone who is acting stupidly. The literal translation is 'stupid head.'
Hornochse
2/5 · CoarseIt's a comic insult for someone who is a complete fool or idiot. The literal translation refers to a 'horned ox,' which adds a humorous touch.
Arschgeige
3/5 · VulgarThis is a humorous way to call someone an annoying idiot, implying they're as useless as a violin made for your arse. It's not meant to be taken literally.
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