Flachwichser
What does “Flachwichser” mean in English?
This is a strong insult aimed at someone seen as incompetent or contemptible. It derives from a compound word related to masturbation, adding a layer of disdain.
It's used as a direct insult, similar to calling someone a 'wanker' in English. The tone is very derogatory, making it quite strong in its context.
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Related German words
Arschloch
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fick dich
4/5 · StrongThis means 'fuck yourself' and serves as a strong way to dismiss someone with hostility.
fickt euch
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leck mich am Arsch
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