kloten
What does “kloten” mean in English?
It refers to something unpleasant or bad, often used to express frustration. Literally, it means 'testicles.'
Literally “testicles”
It's akin to saying 'shit' in English, often used informally to vent frustration or disdain. The tone is casual, and it can be directed at situations or people.
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Related Dutch words
lul
3/5 · VulgarThis is a vulgar term for 'penis' but is often used to insult someone by calling them a fool or idiot.
verneuken
3/5 · VulgarIt means to ruin, cheat, or screw something up. It's often used in a figurative sense rather than literally.
kut
4/5 · StrongThis word is commonly used as a vulgar exclamation or to intensify a negative statement. While it literally means 'vulva,' it's often just a way to say something is shit or really bad.
neuken
4/5 · StrongIt means to have sex, specifically in a vulgar way, akin to 'fuck' in English. It's a straightforward term for sexual intercourse.
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